1 00:00:06,666 --> 00:00:10,118 - Hi, I'm Patrick Star, and I live with my parents. 2 00:00:10,187 --> 00:00:11,153 Ow! 3 00:00:11,222 --> 00:00:14,985 This is my dad. 4 00:00:15,054 --> 00:00:18,816 This is my mom. [laughs] 5 00:00:18,885 --> 00:00:20,266 This is my sister. 6 00:00:20,335 --> 00:00:21,302 She's shy. 7 00:00:21,371 --> 00:00:23,683 This is my grandpa. 8 00:00:23,752 --> 00:00:26,272 This is my room. 9 00:00:26,341 --> 00:00:29,413 And this... 10 00:00:29,482 --> 00:00:32,796 this is my show! 11 00:00:37,559 --> 00:00:40,355 - ? Family vacation, family vacation ? 12 00:00:40,424 --> 00:00:41,736 ? Family vacation ? 13 00:00:41,805 --> 00:00:42,668 Ooh! 14 00:00:42,737 --> 00:00:43,910 ? Family vacation ? 15 00:00:43,979 --> 00:00:47,362 ? Family vacation, family vacation ? 16 00:00:47,431 --> 00:00:48,950 ? Family vacation ? 17 00:00:49,019 --> 00:00:51,504 [grunting] 18 00:00:51,573 --> 00:00:53,230 ? Family vacation ? 19 00:00:53,299 --> 00:00:55,991 Oy! Ah. [chuckles] 20 00:00:56,060 --> 00:01:01,065 Attention, Stars, your annual family vacation 21 00:01:01,134 --> 00:01:05,380 will be leaving the driveway on schedule in 58 seconds. 22 00:01:05,449 --> 00:01:08,107 All aboard. 23 00:01:08,176 --> 00:01:10,074 - Vacation! 24 00:01:10,143 --> 00:01:11,973 I'm riding in the front. - No, I called it. 25 00:01:12,042 --> 00:01:14,424 - I did. [laughter] 26 00:01:14,493 --> 00:01:15,873 - [barking] [oven timer dings] 27 00:01:15,942 --> 00:01:21,051 - Oh, I hope I didn't forget to leave the oven on. 28 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:24,192 - [snarling] 29 00:01:24,261 --> 00:01:30,267 - All right, let's get this quality time over with. 30 00:01:30,336 --> 00:01:33,512 - All right, family, here we go. 31 00:01:33,581 --> 00:01:36,791 Hee-hee-hee. 32 00:01:36,860 --> 00:01:38,586 [tires squealing] 33 00:01:38,655 --> 00:01:42,279 - You kids are gonna love this new vacation resort. 34 00:01:42,348 --> 00:01:44,039 It looks so fun. 35 00:01:44,108 --> 00:01:45,938 - Yeah, we saw it on the TV. 36 00:01:46,007 --> 00:01:48,803 - [snoring] 37 00:01:48,872 --> 00:01:49,769 - [grunting] 38 00:01:49,838 --> 00:01:52,531 Don't you wish you were here? 39 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:56,224 Then take a trip, you silly, to Frigate Frolic, 40 00:01:56,293 --> 00:01:59,952 Bikini Bottom's fab family fun park, and resort. 41 00:02:00,021 --> 00:02:05,406 You can ride the waves or blast off at Beluga Blast, 42 00:02:05,475 --> 00:02:09,340 shoot some pool, or jump in one. 43 00:02:09,410 --> 00:02:13,690 Whether you're hungry for the buffet at the Taj Marlin 44 00:02:13,759 --> 00:02:17,866 or you just want to sunbathe, we got you covered. Ow! 45 00:02:17,935 --> 00:02:22,353 So meet me at the amazing Frigate Folic. 46 00:02:22,423 --> 00:02:23,941 I'll be waitin'. 47 00:02:24,010 --> 00:02:27,013 - Brought to you by the gas you won't want to pass. 48 00:02:27,082 --> 00:02:29,326 Gas Land. 49 00:02:29,395 --> 00:02:31,535 - Ooh, look. Oh, there it is, 50 00:02:31,604 --> 00:02:34,469 our vacation destination, Gas Land. 51 00:02:34,538 --> 00:02:37,990 [all gasping] 52 00:02:38,059 --> 00:02:41,476 - Wow, this resort looks even better in person. 53 00:02:41,545 --> 00:02:42,719 All right, everyone, 54 00:02:42,788 --> 00:02:44,306 let's take a vote on what we do first. 55 00:02:44,375 --> 00:02:47,620 - Yeah, that's great, Dad. I'll take it from here. 56 00:02:47,689 --> 00:02:49,035 Listen up, people. 57 00:02:49,104 --> 00:02:52,349 Before we start the fun, GrandPat, unpack the trunk. 58 00:02:52,418 --> 00:02:54,247 Patrick, take Tinkle to the restroom. 59 00:02:54,316 --> 00:02:55,904 Squidina, get us some snacks. 60 00:02:55,973 --> 00:02:58,389 Mom, Dad, stay where I can see you. 61 00:02:58,459 --> 00:03:00,184 Big new places can be scary. 62 00:03:00,253 --> 00:03:02,946 We rally back here in five. 63 00:03:03,015 --> 00:03:04,810 [whistle blows] 64 00:03:04,879 --> 00:03:09,677 - Oh, I'm a sucker for these carnival games. 65 00:03:12,921 --> 00:03:13,888 Ahh. 66 00:03:13,957 --> 00:03:15,337 - [gurgling] 67 00:03:15,406 --> 00:03:16,960 - Ohh. 68 00:03:17,029 --> 00:03:19,100 - Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh! 69 00:03:19,169 --> 00:03:20,204 Oh! 70 00:03:20,273 --> 00:03:22,344 - [laughs] Ahh. 71 00:03:22,413 --> 00:03:25,693 - [humming] - Please, kind sir, 72 00:03:25,762 --> 00:03:28,316 would you help me open my trunk? 73 00:03:28,385 --> 00:03:30,629 I've got feeble fingers. 74 00:03:30,698 --> 00:03:32,009 - Why certainly. 75 00:03:32,078 --> 00:03:35,047 Helping customers is our policy. 76 00:03:35,116 --> 00:03:36,220 Ahh! 77 00:03:36,289 --> 00:03:38,084 - [laughs] 78 00:03:38,153 --> 00:03:42,054 - Be a good Tinkle and visit with your toilet friends. 79 00:03:42,123 --> 00:03:44,953 Good boy. 80 00:03:45,022 --> 00:03:46,265 - [panting] 81 00:03:46,334 --> 00:03:47,231 [sniffing] 82 00:03:47,300 --> 00:03:49,095 [barks] 83 00:03:49,164 --> 00:03:50,441 [panting] 84 00:03:52,202 --> 00:03:56,171 - Chicken it, Sis, 85 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:59,796 a sea poodle. [laughs] 86 00:03:59,865 --> 00:04:01,936 Ahh! 87 00:04:02,005 --> 00:04:03,420 Oh-oh-oh-oh! 88 00:04:03,489 --> 00:04:05,767 Ow! Ow! Ooh! Ooh! 89 00:04:05,836 --> 00:04:07,182 Ahh! - Huh? 90 00:04:07,251 --> 00:04:08,425 - Ooh. 91 00:04:08,494 --> 00:04:10,531 Ahh. 92 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:14,051 - Huh? - Ooh. 93 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:15,121 [gulps] 94 00:04:15,190 --> 00:04:18,504 - [sobbing] 95 00:04:18,573 --> 00:04:20,230 - Huh? 96 00:04:20,299 --> 00:04:24,303 I'll make us a family sized vacation feast. 97 00:04:24,372 --> 00:04:25,373 [chuckles] 98 00:04:25,442 --> 00:04:26,926 [grunts] 99 00:04:26,995 --> 00:04:29,377 [chuckles] 100 00:04:29,446 --> 00:04:31,448 [grunting] 101 00:04:31,517 --> 00:04:32,932 [microwave beeping] 102 00:04:33,001 --> 00:04:35,970 - And then he ate it. There he is. 103 00:04:36,039 --> 00:04:38,455 - Excuse me, sir, you can't come in here 104 00:04:38,524 --> 00:04:40,491 ruining customer's ice cream cones. 105 00:04:40,561 --> 00:04:42,355 That's our policy. 106 00:04:42,424 --> 00:04:46,152 - Huh? What? 107 00:04:46,221 --> 00:04:49,604 Sis, get a picture of me with the Gas Land mascot. 108 00:04:49,673 --> 00:04:53,021 - All right, Stars, photo op. 109 00:04:53,090 --> 00:04:54,747 Say cheese poofs. 110 00:04:54,816 --> 00:04:57,301 [together] Cheese poofs. 111 00:04:57,370 --> 00:04:58,958 - Time for water rides! 112 00:04:59,027 --> 00:05:01,029 - Yay! 113 00:05:01,098 --> 00:05:04,585 - Good riddance; that's our policy. 114 00:05:04,654 --> 00:05:06,379 Whoa! Ah! 115 00:05:06,448 --> 00:05:08,002 Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh! 116 00:05:08,071 --> 00:05:11,971 [all chattering] 117 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:13,732 - Whee! 118 00:05:13,801 --> 00:05:16,355 - Ooh-ooh-ooh. - Here we go. 119 00:05:16,424 --> 00:05:18,529 ? ? 120 00:05:18,599 --> 00:05:24,535 [laughter] 121 00:05:24,605 --> 00:05:26,986 - Whee. [laughter] 122 00:05:27,055 --> 00:05:30,093 [elegant orchestral music] 123 00:05:30,162 --> 00:05:37,100 ? ? 124 00:05:39,171 --> 00:05:40,103 both: Huh? 125 00:05:40,172 --> 00:05:44,625 [laughter] 126 00:05:44,694 --> 00:05:45,833 - Huh? 127 00:05:45,902 --> 00:05:49,491 What? My boat wash. 128 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:53,047 [laughter] 129 00:05:53,116 --> 00:05:55,774 - [panting] 130 00:05:55,843 --> 00:05:59,709 This is not a bath house; it's a boat wash. 131 00:05:59,778 --> 00:06:02,539 That's our policy. 132 00:06:02,608 --> 00:06:07,648 Are you listening to me? 133 00:06:07,717 --> 00:06:12,100 Ohh. 134 00:06:12,169 --> 00:06:13,688 Ahh! 135 00:06:13,757 --> 00:06:15,828 - Whoa! Whoa! 136 00:06:15,897 --> 00:06:18,900 - Time for mini golf. Let's hit the links. 137 00:06:18,969 --> 00:06:21,592 - Your father and I are going to go relax in the spa 138 00:06:21,662 --> 00:06:24,803 while you play with GrandPat. 139 00:06:28,289 --> 00:06:29,221 both: Oh! 140 00:06:29,290 --> 00:06:30,947 [gurgling] 141 00:06:31,016 --> 00:06:35,227 - Essential oil. - So good. 142 00:06:35,296 --> 00:06:38,333 - All right, rookies, would you like me to show you 143 00:06:38,402 --> 00:06:40,508 a professional golf swing? 144 00:06:40,577 --> 00:06:42,303 both: Yeah, yeah, yeah. 145 00:06:42,372 --> 00:06:45,340 - Then watch and learn. 146 00:06:45,409 --> 00:06:47,791 [grunting] 147 00:06:52,140 --> 00:06:53,555 - [slurps] 148 00:06:53,624 --> 00:06:57,145 - Remember keep swinging until your ball goes in a hole. 149 00:06:57,214 --> 00:06:59,734 [all grunting] 150 00:06:59,803 --> 00:07:03,531 [all screaming] 151 00:07:03,600 --> 00:07:08,122 - Oh, that was delightful. 152 00:07:08,191 --> 00:07:09,848 - Uh...gah! 153 00:07:13,541 --> 00:07:14,887 A hole in one! 154 00:07:14,956 --> 00:07:16,751 all: Yay! Whoo-hoo! 155 00:07:16,820 --> 00:07:18,580 - Oh. - Ohh. 156 00:07:18,649 --> 00:07:21,204 - Huh? 157 00:07:21,273 --> 00:07:22,274 [whistle blows] 158 00:07:22,343 --> 00:07:24,034 Time for snorkeling. 159 00:07:24,103 --> 00:07:25,139 Let's go! 160 00:07:25,208 --> 00:07:28,073 [tires squealing] 161 00:07:29,453 --> 00:07:33,147 - Yeah! [laughter] 162 00:07:35,149 --> 00:07:36,288 [laughter] 163 00:07:36,357 --> 00:07:38,808 - Hmm? - Huh? 164 00:07:38,877 --> 00:07:43,778 [laughter] 165 00:07:43,847 --> 00:07:46,505 - Be right back. [laughs] 166 00:07:46,574 --> 00:07:49,059 [microwave rattling] 167 00:07:49,128 --> 00:07:52,476 Just a few more items for our feast. 168 00:07:52,545 --> 00:07:57,827 [grunting] 169 00:07:57,896 --> 00:08:02,555 That'll cook it faster. [laughs] 170 00:08:02,624 --> 00:08:04,903 I'm back. 171 00:08:04,972 --> 00:08:06,594 [laughter] 172 00:08:06,663 --> 00:08:09,010 [tires screeching] 173 00:08:09,079 --> 00:08:12,634 - You win again, bladder. Public restroom it is. 174 00:08:12,703 --> 00:08:15,120 [groans] 175 00:08:15,189 --> 00:08:17,122 - [barking] - Huh? 176 00:08:17,191 --> 00:08:20,470 - [teeth chattering] Help me. 177 00:08:20,539 --> 00:08:23,611 - [gasp] A feral toilet. 178 00:08:23,680 --> 00:08:27,615 - Wow, I didn't know they have a petting zoo. 179 00:08:27,684 --> 00:08:30,894 [animals barking] - Hey, you kids. 180 00:08:30,963 --> 00:08:33,310 - What are you doing with our pet, Tinkle? 181 00:08:33,379 --> 00:08:37,625 - This toilet has no license, and I'm taking it to the pound. 182 00:08:37,694 --> 00:08:42,664 Now get your unauthorized hand off my authorized door. 183 00:08:42,733 --> 00:08:46,392 - Oooh. - Huh? 184 00:08:46,461 --> 00:08:48,601 [groans] 185 00:08:48,670 --> 00:08:52,260 Ohh, not the swirly. 186 00:08:52,329 --> 00:08:53,468 [watch beeps] 187 00:08:53,537 --> 00:08:55,367 - Time for mountain climbing! - Yes! 188 00:08:55,436 --> 00:08:57,541 - Come on. [together] Yippee. Oh boy. 189 00:08:57,610 --> 00:08:59,785 - [groans] 190 00:08:59,854 --> 00:09:01,580 [animals barking] 191 00:09:01,649 --> 00:09:03,444 [gasps] 192 00:09:03,513 --> 00:09:06,205 What's happening? 193 00:09:06,274 --> 00:09:08,483 - [growls] 194 00:09:08,552 --> 00:09:10,313 - They did it. 195 00:09:10,382 --> 00:09:16,284 [all yodeling] 196 00:09:16,353 --> 00:09:20,771 - What a beautiful vacation sunset. 197 00:09:20,841 --> 00:09:22,808 [all sighing] 198 00:09:22,877 --> 00:09:26,812 [animals growling] 199 00:09:26,881 --> 00:09:29,539 - [grunting] 200 00:09:33,370 --> 00:09:38,513 [growling] 201 00:09:38,582 --> 00:09:42,483 - Hey, Mr. Mascot, come to enjoy the sunset with us? 202 00:09:42,552 --> 00:09:47,798 - I want you troublemakers out of my station immediately 203 00:09:47,868 --> 00:09:52,251 or I will squeegee your faces off. 204 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:57,049 That's our policy. [cackles] 205 00:09:57,118 --> 00:09:59,086 [together] Uh... 206 00:09:59,155 --> 00:10:00,397 Yay! 207 00:10:00,466 --> 00:10:01,605 - Do my eyes next. 208 00:10:01,674 --> 00:10:03,607 [laughter] 209 00:10:03,676 --> 00:10:05,437 [whirring] 210 00:10:05,506 --> 00:10:06,576 [beeping] 211 00:10:06,645 --> 00:10:09,855 - [gasp] Dinner's ready! 212 00:10:09,924 --> 00:10:12,893 - Ahh! 213 00:10:12,962 --> 00:10:16,241 This isn't our policy! 214 00:10:16,310 --> 00:10:18,484 [together] Whoa, oof! 215 00:10:18,553 --> 00:10:22,592 - Ahh! - What? 216 00:10:22,661 --> 00:10:24,594 all: Yay! 217 00:10:24,663 --> 00:10:26,078 [watch beeps] 218 00:10:26,147 --> 00:10:30,255 [whistle blows] - Vacation is over. 219 00:10:30,324 --> 00:10:31,566 Time to go. 220 00:10:31,635 --> 00:10:34,431 [all grunting] 221 00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:36,157 - [panting] 222 00:10:36,226 --> 00:10:37,572 - Oh! 223 00:10:37,641 --> 00:10:40,127 - [groaning] 224 00:10:40,196 --> 00:10:42,094 - Excuse me, kind sir, 225 00:10:42,163 --> 00:10:44,994 but can't you help me repack my trunk? 226 00:10:45,063 --> 00:10:46,305 I-- - Gah! 227 00:10:46,374 --> 00:10:50,447 [grunting] 228 00:10:50,516 --> 00:10:52,863 - Thanks for a great vacation, Gas Land. 229 00:10:52,933 --> 00:10:54,486 See you next summer. 230 00:10:54,555 --> 00:10:57,661 Huh? 231 00:10:57,730 --> 00:10:59,525 Oh. [chuckles] 232 00:10:59,594 --> 00:11:01,044 We ran out of gas. 233 00:11:01,113 --> 00:11:02,873 All right, everyone, let's get out and push. 234 00:11:02,943 --> 00:11:05,738 [together] Yay. 235 00:11:05,807 --> 00:11:07,982 - Get me out of here. 236 00:11:08,051 --> 00:11:10,640 [all grunting] 237 00:11:10,709 --> 00:11:14,506 - ? Family vacation, family vacation ? 238 00:11:14,575 --> 00:11:18,648 [all grunting] 239 00:11:20,098 --> 00:11:24,585 [conch horn blowing] 240 00:11:24,654 --> 00:11:27,070 - Star family assemble! 241 00:11:27,139 --> 00:11:29,314 - Whee! D'oh! 242 00:11:31,350 --> 00:11:32,765 [moans] 243 00:11:32,834 --> 00:11:34,353 [panting] 244 00:11:34,422 --> 00:11:35,665 - Ugh! 245 00:11:35,734 --> 00:11:36,873 - Oh! 246 00:11:36,942 --> 00:11:38,357 Ugh! [chuckles] 247 00:11:38,426 --> 00:11:40,566 [cheering, cameras clicking] - Agh! 248 00:11:40,635 --> 00:11:42,741 [grunting] 249 00:11:42,810 --> 00:11:44,363 [humming] 250 00:11:44,432 --> 00:11:49,886 - As you know, tonight is family movie night! 251 00:11:49,955 --> 00:11:51,267 [all cheer] 252 00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:53,752 - But first, we all have to do 253 00:11:53,821 --> 00:11:56,755 our weekly household chores. 254 00:11:56,824 --> 00:11:58,860 - Wait, what? - Do we have to? 255 00:11:58,929 --> 00:12:01,380 - Ah-ah. No back sass now. 256 00:12:01,449 --> 00:12:04,142 Chores are something we do for fun! 257 00:12:04,211 --> 00:12:06,316 Cecil, you've got the grass cutting. 258 00:12:06,385 --> 00:12:09,595 Grandpat, put away that radio. 259 00:12:09,664 --> 00:12:11,597 Squidina on floors. 260 00:12:11,666 --> 00:12:12,736 - Ah! 261 00:12:12,805 --> 00:12:15,877 - And, Patrick, garbage duty. 262 00:12:15,946 --> 00:12:16,947 - Oh-hey! 263 00:12:17,017 --> 00:12:20,641 - And I'm gonna vacuum! 264 00:12:20,710 --> 00:12:23,092 [gasps] Just think, 265 00:12:23,161 --> 00:12:24,610 the dust-free bric-a-brac... 266 00:12:24,679 --> 00:12:27,199 [vacuum whirring] 267 00:12:27,268 --> 00:12:30,168 - [grunts, groans] 268 00:12:30,237 --> 00:12:32,273 - And the spotless, speckless spots. 269 00:12:32,342 --> 00:12:34,344 [vacuum whirring] - Mm! 270 00:12:34,413 --> 00:12:35,863 - [gasps] 271 00:12:35,932 --> 00:12:37,934 - Eh--hm. 272 00:12:38,003 --> 00:12:39,591 - Nature may abhor a vacuum, 273 00:12:39,660 --> 00:12:41,558 but I love it! 274 00:12:41,627 --> 00:12:43,077 - [muttering] 275 00:12:43,146 --> 00:12:45,321 - [laughing] 276 00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:48,220 Ah, it's great to see real Kentucky bluegrass 277 00:12:48,289 --> 00:12:50,567 after all that artificial turf I've been cutting. 278 00:12:50,636 --> 00:12:52,086 How's that fertilizer treatin' you? 279 00:12:52,155 --> 00:12:53,743 Ha! [chuckles] 280 00:12:53,812 --> 00:12:54,951 Eh? 281 00:12:55,020 --> 00:12:57,574 Your chlorophyll's looking great! 282 00:12:57,643 --> 00:12:58,989 Next! 283 00:12:59,059 --> 00:13:00,129 - Hm! 284 00:13:00,198 --> 00:13:02,579 [straining] Ah-ooh. 285 00:13:02,648 --> 00:13:04,547 Mm, that should've hurt! 286 00:13:04,616 --> 00:13:07,067 [grunts] Ah! 287 00:13:07,136 --> 00:13:08,999 Oh. Whoa! 288 00:13:09,069 --> 00:13:10,932 Oh, ugh! 289 00:13:11,001 --> 00:13:12,900 A job well done. Heh! 290 00:13:12,969 --> 00:13:14,971 [engine revving] 291 00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:17,042 [furniture crashing, shattering] 292 00:13:17,111 --> 00:13:20,080 [Zamboni beeping] 293 00:13:20,149 --> 00:13:24,394 - That floor's clean! 294 00:13:24,463 --> 00:13:26,983 - Huh, so much garbage in mom and dad's room. 295 00:13:27,052 --> 00:13:29,468 [humming] Uh! 296 00:13:29,537 --> 00:13:31,850 [straining] 297 00:13:31,919 --> 00:13:33,023 [sighs] 298 00:13:33,093 --> 00:13:34,784 ? Doo-do-do-do-doo-do ? 299 00:13:34,853 --> 00:13:38,512 - [humming] 300 00:13:38,581 --> 00:13:42,516 [foot giggling] 301 00:13:42,585 --> 00:13:44,276 Uh! Ooh! 302 00:13:44,345 --> 00:13:46,382 Patrick's time closet. 303 00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:47,728 Hmm, hm. 304 00:13:47,797 --> 00:13:50,075 I finished cleaning a little early. 305 00:13:50,144 --> 00:13:52,112 I could use a break. 306 00:13:52,181 --> 00:13:55,770 Maybe a little adventure before movie night. 307 00:13:55,839 --> 00:13:56,978 Should I? 308 00:13:57,047 --> 00:13:58,842 Oh, why not? 309 00:13:58,911 --> 00:14:01,845 [laughing] 310 00:14:01,914 --> 00:14:04,020 Paris in the 1800s, 311 00:14:04,089 --> 00:14:05,504 been there. 312 00:14:07,196 --> 00:14:12,546 Now this place looks positively barbaric! 313 00:14:12,615 --> 00:14:15,652 Adventure and a little cleaning up? 314 00:14:15,721 --> 00:14:17,965 Here I come. 315 00:14:18,034 --> 00:14:20,243 Ooh. 316 00:14:20,312 --> 00:14:21,727 Ooh! [birds screeching] 317 00:14:21,796 --> 00:14:23,522 [animals growling] 318 00:14:23,591 --> 00:14:25,490 [lizard squawks] 319 00:14:25,559 --> 00:14:29,908 Ooh, I like this dry heat. 320 00:14:29,977 --> 00:14:31,875 [shuddering] 321 00:14:31,944 --> 00:14:34,084 [birds screeching] Ooh! 322 00:14:34,154 --> 00:14:37,950 That's an attractive attraction that I'm attracted to. 323 00:14:38,019 --> 00:14:40,815 ? Ooh-di-doo, duh-do-do-doo ? 324 00:14:40,884 --> 00:14:42,541 Ahem. - Huh? 325 00:14:42,610 --> 00:14:45,026 - How much does it cost to get in? 326 00:14:45,095 --> 00:14:47,650 - It could cost you your life. 327 00:14:47,719 --> 00:14:50,963 What manner of armor are you wearing? 328 00:14:51,032 --> 00:14:53,103 - Oh, this old thing? 329 00:14:53,173 --> 00:14:55,313 It's just something I threw together. 330 00:14:55,382 --> 00:14:57,798 - [whistles] - Hoo! 331 00:14:57,867 --> 00:14:59,144 Ooh! [lizard roaring] 332 00:14:59,213 --> 00:15:01,802 Oh, ow! Oh, ow! 333 00:15:01,871 --> 00:15:06,669 - Ooh, this armor is so soft and breathable! 334 00:15:06,738 --> 00:15:08,636 I feel so light! 335 00:15:08,705 --> 00:15:12,019 - And it's 100% machine-washable. 336 00:15:12,088 --> 00:15:13,400 - [giggling] 337 00:15:13,469 --> 00:15:15,264 - Aren't you going in? 338 00:15:15,333 --> 00:15:17,507 - I was gonna steal the bejeweled treasure 339 00:15:17,576 --> 00:15:20,821 from the Dust Demon inside, but now I just wanna dance 340 00:15:20,890 --> 00:15:22,961 and dance and dance! 341 00:15:23,030 --> 00:15:26,102 - Bejeweled treasure? 342 00:15:26,171 --> 00:15:28,069 [gasps] Adventure! 343 00:15:28,138 --> 00:15:29,864 - Next! 344 00:15:29,933 --> 00:15:34,490 Who or what are you to think you can enter this realm? 345 00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:35,767 - Hm? 346 00:15:35,836 --> 00:15:37,734 Animal or mineral? 347 00:15:37,803 --> 00:15:38,873 - Wrong. 348 00:15:38,942 --> 00:15:41,117 - Ah! 349 00:15:41,186 --> 00:15:45,880 - Who or what are you to think you can enter this realm? 350 00:15:45,949 --> 00:15:49,229 - My name is Bunny Star, and I'm from Bikini Bottom. 351 00:15:49,298 --> 00:15:51,714 I work as a greeter at a local prison, 352 00:15:51,783 --> 00:15:55,994 but if I was to say what I am most proudest of, 353 00:15:56,063 --> 00:15:58,376 that would be being a mother. 354 00:15:58,445 --> 00:16:01,137 - A mother? [whimpering] 355 00:16:01,206 --> 00:16:03,657 [sniffles] I never had a mother. 356 00:16:03,726 --> 00:16:09,663 I was conjured from sea cow pies by an evil spirit. 357 00:16:12,286 --> 00:16:14,806 May I call you "mum"? 358 00:16:14,875 --> 00:16:18,465 - Aww. Mwah! 359 00:16:18,534 --> 00:16:23,504 - Beware of the Dust Demon's spawn, mother. 360 00:16:23,573 --> 00:16:25,265 [crickets chirping] 361 00:16:25,334 --> 00:16:27,819 - Oh, let's get the show started! 362 00:16:27,888 --> 00:16:30,373 - Oh, no you don't! 363 00:16:30,442 --> 00:16:35,205 This is not family movie night until the whole family is here! 364 00:16:35,275 --> 00:16:37,104 - Oh, come on! - Patrick! 365 00:16:37,173 --> 00:16:39,934 - I ain't movin' till mom gets here. 366 00:16:40,003 --> 00:16:41,660 - [sighs] 367 00:16:41,729 --> 00:16:43,248 - [growls] 368 00:16:43,317 --> 00:16:44,801 - Uh! [growls] 369 00:16:44,870 --> 00:16:46,251 - [gulps] 370 00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:48,253 - ? Doo-doo, doo-di-do-do ? 371 00:16:48,322 --> 00:16:49,979 - [growls] - Ooh! 372 00:16:50,048 --> 00:16:52,878 - [roars] 373 00:16:52,947 --> 00:16:58,125 - Aww, you must be one of the Dust Demon's children. 374 00:16:58,194 --> 00:17:00,300 - Grr... [sniffles] 375 00:17:00,369 --> 00:17:03,406 - Oh, you've got a runny nose. 376 00:17:03,475 --> 00:17:04,821 Well, we can't have that. 377 00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:06,340 It's messy. 378 00:17:06,409 --> 00:17:09,136 [vacuum whirring] 379 00:17:09,205 --> 00:17:10,482 - Ooh! 380 00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:13,692 - There. Isn't that better? 381 00:17:13,761 --> 00:17:15,107 - Mm-hmm. 382 00:17:15,176 --> 00:17:16,523 - Now get out of here! 383 00:17:16,592 --> 00:17:19,284 Have fun doing your carnage! 384 00:17:19,353 --> 00:17:22,011 [humming] 385 00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:26,084 ? La-la-lah, doo-do-doo-do-doo ? 386 00:17:26,153 --> 00:17:27,361 Ooh! [vacuum whirring] 387 00:17:27,430 --> 00:17:30,191 Whoop, whoop, and whoop. 388 00:17:30,260 --> 00:17:33,919 Bip, bop, boop-di-boop! 389 00:17:33,988 --> 00:17:35,576 [coughing] 390 00:17:35,645 --> 00:17:39,822 Doesn't anyone dust around here? 391 00:17:41,962 --> 00:17:43,964 [gasps] Oh! 392 00:17:44,033 --> 00:17:45,448 [giggles] 393 00:17:45,517 --> 00:17:47,519 [straining] Ah. 394 00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:54,837 [gasps] So shiny. 395 00:17:54,906 --> 00:17:57,771 Hmm. 396 00:17:57,840 --> 00:17:59,807 [electricity zapping] Oh! 397 00:17:59,876 --> 00:18:01,050 Ooh. 398 00:18:01,119 --> 00:18:03,086 - So that's what that's for. 399 00:18:06,607 --> 00:18:08,747 - Yes. It's an attachment 400 00:18:08,816 --> 00:18:11,301 that allows you vacuum into crevices between couch cushions 401 00:18:11,371 --> 00:18:12,682 and make 'em clean! 402 00:18:12,751 --> 00:18:14,132 [gasps] Wait a minute. 403 00:18:14,201 --> 00:18:15,754 You're Dust Demon! 404 00:18:15,823 --> 00:18:19,482 - Hm, how do you know so much about cleaning? 405 00:18:19,551 --> 00:18:20,759 Wait a minute. 406 00:18:20,828 --> 00:18:23,866 You're a clean freak. [chuckles] 407 00:18:23,935 --> 00:18:28,284 I know how to deal with an obsessive cleaning disorder. 408 00:18:28,353 --> 00:18:29,389 - Oh! - [blubbering] 409 00:18:29,458 --> 00:18:33,047 [laughing, yelling] 410 00:18:35,187 --> 00:18:38,087 - Shag carpet. 411 00:18:38,156 --> 00:18:41,297 [gasps] Heaven! 412 00:18:41,366 --> 00:18:44,127 - Give it back! Or else. 413 00:18:44,196 --> 00:18:46,440 - Or else what? 414 00:18:46,509 --> 00:18:47,717 - [chuckles] 415 00:18:47,786 --> 00:18:48,649 - [gasps] 416 00:18:48,718 --> 00:18:50,513 - [grumbling] Hm? 417 00:18:50,582 --> 00:18:52,308 - Oh, no you don't, mister. 418 00:18:52,377 --> 00:18:53,689 Hmm...uh! 419 00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:55,863 - [whimpering, gasping] 420 00:18:55,932 --> 00:18:58,970 - And I stepped in poo-poo. [laughing] 421 00:18:59,039 --> 00:19:03,492 - Real good thing my vacuum is also a power scrubber. 422 00:19:03,561 --> 00:19:05,390 Hyah! Get a load of this. 423 00:19:05,459 --> 00:19:08,669 [humming] 424 00:19:14,434 --> 00:19:15,883 Ta-da! 425 00:19:17,575 --> 00:19:19,991 - Neatnik! [blubbering] 426 00:19:20,060 --> 00:19:23,926 [groaning, growling] 427 00:19:26,860 --> 00:19:29,449 - Ohh...uh! 428 00:19:29,518 --> 00:19:32,486 An iron maiden? No way. 429 00:19:32,555 --> 00:19:35,075 I use those to relax. 430 00:19:35,144 --> 00:19:36,973 - Mm-hmm. Ha. 431 00:19:37,042 --> 00:19:40,287 Give it back or else. 432 00:19:40,356 --> 00:19:41,357 [glugging] 433 00:19:41,426 --> 00:19:44,533 - Hey, mister, use a glass. 434 00:19:44,602 --> 00:19:46,431 [vacuum whirring] 435 00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:47,984 - Uh! Huh? 436 00:19:50,435 --> 00:19:52,989 - There. Now drink it down. 437 00:19:53,058 --> 00:19:54,577 - [glugging] Heh. 438 00:19:54,646 --> 00:19:57,097 Ooh, a milk mustache. 439 00:19:57,166 --> 00:20:01,411 - [gasps] - How ever shall I wipe it off? 440 00:20:01,481 --> 00:20:04,311 - [gasps] You wouldn't dare. 441 00:20:04,380 --> 00:20:05,933 - Dare. 442 00:20:06,002 --> 00:20:07,452 [humming] Hah! 443 00:20:07,521 --> 00:20:10,144 So much for your tidy powers. 444 00:20:10,213 --> 00:20:13,044 - Look, I'm a reasonable woman. 445 00:20:13,113 --> 00:20:14,908 I don't wanna hurt anybody. 446 00:20:14,977 --> 00:20:17,807 So if you would just step aside. 447 00:20:17,876 --> 00:20:20,361 - No, you step aside. Mm. 448 00:20:20,430 --> 00:20:24,469 - [gasps] Was that back sass? 449 00:20:24,538 --> 00:20:26,920 By Neptune's broom... 450 00:20:26,989 --> 00:20:30,510 charge me! 451 00:20:30,579 --> 00:20:32,408 [thunder booming, electricity zaps] 452 00:20:32,477 --> 00:20:33,927 - Huh? 453 00:20:36,895 --> 00:20:38,656 - [grunts] 454 00:20:41,003 --> 00:20:43,523 - Mm. Yee! 455 00:20:46,698 --> 00:20:49,356 [laughing] Can't get me. 456 00:20:49,425 --> 00:20:52,083 - [humming] - No, no, no! 457 00:20:52,152 --> 00:20:54,603 [vacuum whirring] Ahh! 458 00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:56,432 both: Hey! 459 00:20:56,501 --> 00:20:58,538 Where's our dad? 460 00:20:58,607 --> 00:21:01,713 - [chuckles] 461 00:21:01,782 --> 00:21:03,957 [both grunt] - Just shake him out. 462 00:21:04,026 --> 00:21:05,337 He'll be fine. 463 00:21:05,406 --> 00:21:06,580 - Ah. 464 00:21:06,649 --> 00:21:08,237 - [grunts] 465 00:21:08,306 --> 00:21:12,137 Thank you for the adventure! 466 00:21:12,206 --> 00:21:14,623 Onward to movie night! 467 00:21:14,692 --> 00:21:16,901 [dragon screeching] 468 00:21:16,970 --> 00:21:20,456 [door shuts] 469 00:21:20,525 --> 00:21:23,459 Ooh! What are you guys watchin'? 470 00:21:23,528 --> 00:21:26,462 Dah! - Some cheesy barbarian movie. 471 00:21:26,531 --> 00:21:29,776 - I told them to wait for you. 472 00:21:29,845 --> 00:21:30,811 - [gasps] 473 00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:33,503 - Ow, ow, ow! Ah! 474 00:21:33,573 --> 00:21:35,367 - Oh, I missed a spot. 475 00:21:35,436 --> 00:21:36,990 I'll be right back. - Huh? 476 00:21:37,059 --> 00:21:38,612 - [panting] 477 00:21:43,859 --> 00:21:45,585 [humming] 478 00:21:45,654 --> 00:21:47,448 - This again? 479 00:21:47,517 --> 00:21:48,795 Let's not wait for Mom. - [squeals] 480 00:21:48,864 --> 00:21:51,383 - Change it to something funny. 481 00:21:52,281 --> 00:21:56,803 - And now back to "The Sir Urchin and Snail Fail Show"! 482 00:21:58,321 --> 00:22:00,392 - Why, you! 483 00:22:00,461 --> 00:22:01,635 - What'd I do? 484 00:22:01,704 --> 00:22:03,568 [laughter] 485 00:22:03,618 --> 00:22:08,168 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0